Goats in loins

Some sights make you scratch your head, like a sudden attack of dandruff. No flakes fly (eew!), but the cerebrum does tickle. A singular file of presumably male goats, each approximately 2 feet tall in height were seen walking placidly in the early hours of the morning through a busy market place. They had cloth bags or pouches tied around their reproductive organs... Loincloths?! Protection from dirt, or some other reason cannot be fathomed. Only that, you think this might be one of the reasons why there is something wrong in the air, or gradually an obsession is developing for the sign of Capricorn. Firstly, there is a movie titled 'The Men Who Stare at Goats', and secondly you see the celebrated four-footed actors walking around in loin clothes.. What next? A bra on the cow's udder and bulls wearing boxers..?